my dad beats me
Quite possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen in my entire fucking life. I was in fucking hysterics for every second of this amazing flash, please make more.
I welcome Gagsy as the new King of the Portal.
with writing talent like this you could work for family guy
Incredible game. Seriously.
Every aspect and mechanic of this game has been really finely honed and refined and it definitely shows. Jumping feels really, really satisfying and responsive. And it's incredibly addictive (I've gotten an entire chat room of people trying to beat one another's high score for the past two days). This really is a very fun and good game. It's hard, definitely, but once you get into the groove of the mechanics it's very gratifying.
what an obvious fucking canabalt clone. I'm not giving you a good score for ripping off a successful flash. btw canabalt is faaar better than this dogshit flash. the control scheme feels clumsy and so does the way your character moves. I never felt like at any point that I was in full control of my character.
There are some things I like though like the graphics and how you can go to different levels of buildings when jumping between them; but that doesn't overshadow the fact that this IS fucking canabalt and there's nothing in here that canabalt hasn't already done infinitely better. If that last bit wasn't true you'd probably get a 7/10.
I can't fucking stand Tommy Wiseau
but this game is just fucking tops. I have to admit when I clicked on this I wasn't expecting a full scale point and click, the genre that gaming forgot, with graphics and dialogue of these levels. this game is infinitely better than that overrated piece of fucking hipster garbage. also props on making wiseau look like the gay love child of rocky dennis and quasimodo, really nice touch. I'm still playing the game so i don't know how complete this is but this is one of the best games that parody a movie that i've seen in a good while. thanks for reminding me why i hate tommy wiseau and his crap movie.
ay you should pick up the bass because you dropped it
I can't, it's too dirty now XD
FuNkY aS hEcK fuck chronamut
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:)lol lil confused but thanks!
this is a really good picture
this is not good
Thank you for being honest. Finally, someone who fucking has balls.
this shit totally gave me a raging hard on. 5/5 10/10.
thanks! are you sure it's not morning wood? cause i have that right now too.
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