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GiantDouche

7 Art Reviews

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wow

this is a really good picture

Bobsaysftw responds:

Thanks =D

a masterpiece

there are many subtle nuances in this artwork that even da vinci himself could not match for instance:

* the girl's complete lack of a right arm is a commentary on the tragic social stigma which comes with being physically impaired and how those who are missing limbs or are horribly disfigured are the modern day lepers of our societies and they will never live a normal life. i assume that the left leg being significantly smaller than the right and just the overall complete lack of body proportion is also due to this poor woman's condition.

* how her breasts are each larger than her actual head for some reason that I don't understand it is probably too deep and artistic for simple old me to understand

* how the face is obviously the least detailed and intricate drawn part of the girl. each of the breasts was probably spent at least twice the time to draw than the face. this is a commentary on how in modern society all faces just seem to blend together and we take things for granted in our day to day lives.

* how the gun has absolutely no purpose in this drawing and, to the untrained eye, it would seem that you drew in the gun just to be able to claim this as art instead of mediocre pornography drawn by an absent minded hormonal teenager with average drawing skills BUT NO, THE GUN IS RATHER A COMMENTARY ON HOW FREQUENTLY WE RESORT TO VIOLENCE IN OUR SOCIETY AND HOW WE MUST JUST GET ALONG. just because the tags are gun, boobs, naked, girl doesn't mean that this is meant to be pornographic, these tags are obviously meant to be ironic because all of the greatest artists are ironic.

* how the cabinets on the drawer behind her are rushed and scribbled in and completely disproportionate. this is a commentary on how we are always rushing from place to place and we just need to slow down and enjoy life sometimes.

WELL DONE SIR, WELL DONE. I CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR INCREDIBLE WORK. at first this looked like complete fucking garbage porn drawn by a socially awkward teenager BUT THIS IS OBVIOUSLY JUST BECAUSE I AM NOWHERE NEAR THE ARTISTIC GENIUS OF THE LIKES OF YOURSELF SIR I EXTEND MY DEEPEST GRATITUDE TO YOU FOR THIS INCREDIBLE HEARTFELT MASTERPIECE KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK BRO.

horrible

this is not good

Shikamarana responds:

Thank you for being honest. Finally, someone who fucking has balls.

hardcore

this shit totally gave me a raging hard on. 5/5 10/10.

Stoned-Gorilla responds:

thanks! are you sure it's not morning wood? cause i have that right now too.

Oh my god.

This is absolutely stunning. I can't believe you haven't been scouted yet.

Random=/=funny

There is a tree. The tree is somehow angry. Why is this supposed to be funny. It's almost like you didn't put any effort into making this funny. I give you a 6 for your pretty good artistic talent. You're literally almost there man.

Will you massage my anus with your tounge.

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i just act noobish so it seems like im younger than i rly am

Age 76, Male

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