GiantDouche's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rpat Kstew Tribute Flash]

my dad beats me

Gobblemeister responds:

good review

[Gagsy: KOTP]

Incredible

Quite possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen in my entire fucking life. I was in fucking hysterics for every second of this amazing flash, please make more.

I welcome Gagsy as the new King of the Portal.

[Lazy Writing 1]

good flash

with writing talent like this you could work for family guy

[A Robo Western]

hurp

Yeah the animation is great, no shit. If only the writing wasn't so fucking horrible. Seriously this rivals like 3rd grade bad.

"THEN HIM AND HIS TOWN WILL EXPERIENCE THE SAME HORROR I DID 5 YEARS AGO" OH GEE WHIZ GUYS I THINK THAT WE'RE GONNA HEAR AN EXPOSITION YOU GUYS QUICK HUDDLE IN. I like how there is no fucking point of them being robots, like at all. There are only 1 or 2 visual gags that even make mention of it. If I were to give this a good score based on animation and voice acting alone it would mean that Transformers and other garbage like that deserves a good score just because it's visually appealing. I doubt this will hurt your score at all anyways; the NG community is an easy to please bunch of 12 year olds who are content with the story being shit as long as it just looks cool. Sorry I don't fit into that demographic.

[\- Random Collab 2.0 -/]

not my cup of tea

random=/=funny. I don't know why absurdist humor has become so commonplace recently in television and on Newgrounds but if I had to guess it would be because it's not very complicated at the base levels for the viewer or the creator, but that doesn't make it funny. if you want to do absurdist/random humor correctly at least take a note from Monty Python or even Tim and Eric. The point of absurdist humor isn't to be as random as possible, it's to be as funny as possible while having non-sequiturs and other surreal, illogical, and unexpected occurrences.

That being said, the collab isn't funny. I personally didn't find anything funny but you could just say that I'm being way too picky or that I don't have the right mindset/sense of humor but I honestly didn't see anything here that I found particularly amusing. Other than that the animation is just meh for the most part. All that being said I'm sure there are going to be people who love it despite its inherent flaws but whatever.

[Larry Cock Live]

just no...

It's not at all funny; it's actually really fucking unfunny. like, horribly unfunny. you don't even attempt to make any jokes about sarah palin or larry king you use ridiculous amounts of obscenities in lieu of an actual script.

but most importantly, you didn't make this. xtranormal does not require talent at all like it does to actually make flash animations from scratch, so you did not make this as far as I'm concerned.

[Tibetan Fox]

There's no punch line

This just isn't funny. Jokes require a punch line, this is just randomness that is supposed to make sense. You had so much to go off here too. Why is he a fox? What significance does the concert have? Why is the fox making that noise? What the FUCK is going on???

Lacked animation. You didn't even bother to draw the fox. There isn't even a preloader, it just loops infinitely.

I apologize for the low score but I am a firm believer that randomness=/=funny. If you want to be humorous then you have to at least make an attempt. A shoddy, poorly constructed flash is not the way to go about this.

[Just Desserts]

Anyone who gets mad over this needs a humor lesson

This is OBVIOUSLY not supposed to be taken seriously. I know when you all saw Steven Spielberg on the credits you probably asked yourself "HOW ON EARTH COULD HE DIRECT SUCH A VILE FILM??". This is a JOKE it is a HUMOR flash. I know it actually requires a little thought to not take it seriously but you'll have to hang in there and give it a try. Chances are if you took this seriously you don't laugh at something unless it's a fart joke on Family Guy. So you shouldn't even rate it if you don't get it.