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Rpat Kstew Tribute Flash Rpat Kstew Tribute Flash

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

my dad beats me

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Gobblemeister responds:

good review

Gagsy: KOTP Gagsy: KOTP

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Quite possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen in my entire fucking life. I was in fucking hysterics for every second of this amazing flash, please make more.

I welcome Gagsy as the new King of the Portal.

Lazy Writing 1 Lazy Writing 1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

good flash

with writing talent like this you could work for family guy

Twat of the Walk Twat of the Walk

Rated 5 / 5 stars

boo this sucks

wow who made this unfunny garbage--author: stamper??? NVM THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE 10/10

A Robo Western A Robo Western

Rated 0 / 5 stars


Yeah the animation is great, no shit. If only the writing wasn't so fucking horrible. Seriously this rivals like 3rd grade bad.

"THEN HIM AND HIS TOWN WILL EXPERIENCE THE SAME HORROR I DID 5 YEARS AGO" OH GEE WHIZ GUYS I THINK THAT WE'RE GONNA HEAR AN EXPOSITION YOU GUYS QUICK HUDDLE IN. I like how there is no fucking point of them being robots, like at all. There are only 1 or 2 visual gags that even make mention of it. If I were to give this a good score based on animation and voice acting alone it would mean that Transformers and other garbage like that deserves a good score just because it's visually appealing. I doubt this will hurt your score at all anyways; the NG community is an easy to please bunch of 12 year olds who are content with the story being shit as long as it just looks cool. Sorry I don't fit into that demographic.

\- Random Collab 2.0 -/ \- Random Collab 2.0 -/

Rated 2 / 5 stars

not my cup of tea

random=/=funny. I don't know why absurdist humor has become so commonplace recently in television and on Newgrounds but if I had to guess it would be because it's not very complicated at the base levels for the viewer or the creator, but that doesn't make it funny. if you want to do absurdist/random humor correctly at least take a note from Monty Python or even Tim and Eric. The point of absurdist humor isn't to be as random as possible, it's to be as funny as possible while having non-sequiturs and other surreal, illogical, and unexpected occurrences.

That being said, the collab isn't funny. I personally didn't find anything funny but you could just say that I'm being way too picky or that I don't have the right mindset/sense of humor but I honestly didn't see anything here that I found particularly amusing. Other than that the animation is just meh for the most part. All that being said I'm sure there are going to be people who love it despite its inherent flaws but whatever.

Larry Cock Live Larry Cock Live

Rated 0 / 5 stars

just no...

It's not at all funny; it's actually really fucking unfunny. like, horribly unfunny. you don't even attempt to make any jokes about sarah palin or larry king you use ridiculous amounts of obscenities in lieu of an actual script.

but most importantly, you didn't make this. xtranormal does not require talent at all like it does to actually make flash animations from scratch, so you did not make this as far as I'm concerned.

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Stop Cryin Your Heart Out Stop Cryin Your Heart Out

Rated 5 / 5 stars


5/5 10/10

J.b. Transformation J.b. Transformation

Rated 2 / 5 stars

It...isn't finished

There is a flash forum if you want advice on something. You really shouldn't submit things that you haven't finished. The animation is alright, doesn't really go anywhere. Seems like the generic DBZ-induced character that EVERY flash has and NOBODY wants to see again. To be honest you lost a point for the shit music alone. Also your preloader is busted.

If you want to find out how good your flash is in developmental stages, use NG Alph-OH WAIT LOLOLOL. Flash forum/NG dump.

JBTheAnimator responds:

Yeah I know...
But when I tested it on my comp it worked fine...
Also im putting this in the forum later to get some extra tips.

Tibetan Fox Tibetan Fox

Rated 3 / 5 stars

There's no punch line

This just isn't funny. Jokes require a punch line, this is just randomness that is supposed to make sense. You had so much to go off here too. Why is he a fox? What significance does the concert have? Why is the fox making that noise? What the FUCK is going on???

Lacked animation. You didn't even bother to draw the fox. There isn't even a preloader, it just loops infinitely.

I apologize for the low score but I am a firm believer that randomness=/=funny. If you want to be humorous then you have to at least make an attempt. A shoddy, poorly constructed flash is not the way to go about this.

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