my dad beats me

Incredible

Quite possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen in my entire fucking life. I was in fucking hysterics for every second of this amazing flash, please make more.

I welcome Gagsy as the new King of the Portal.

good flash

with writing talent like this you could work for family guy

Incredible game. Seriously.

Every aspect and mechanic of this game has been really finely honed and refined and it definitely shows. Jumping feels really, really satisfying and responsive. And it's incredibly addictive (I've gotten an entire chat room of people trying to beat one another's high score for the past two days). This really is a very fun and good game. It's hard, definitely, but once you get into the groove of the mechanics it's very gratifying.

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what an obvious fucking canabalt clone. I'm not giving you a good score for ripping off a successful flash. btw canabalt is faaar better than this dogshit flash. the control scheme feels clumsy and so does the way your character moves. I never felt like at any point that I was in full control of my character.

There are some things I like though like the graphics and how you can go to different levels of buildings when jumping between them; but that doesn't overshadow the fact that this IS fucking canabalt and there's nothing in here that canabalt hasn't already done infinitely better. If that last bit wasn't true you'd probably get a 7/10.

I can't fucking stand Tommy Wiseau

but this game is just fucking tops. I have to admit when I clicked on this I wasn't expecting a full scale point and click, the genre that gaming forgot, with graphics and dialogue of these levels. this game is infinitely better than that overrated piece of fucking hipster garbage. also props on making wiseau look like the gay love child of rocky dennis and quasimodo, really nice touch. I'm still playing the game so i don't know how complete this is but this is one of the best games that parody a movie that i've seen in a good while. thanks for reminding me why i hate tommy wiseau and his crap movie.

ay you should pick up the bass because you dropped it

brout me 2 teers wow 3.5 stars

FuNkY aS hEcK fuck chronamut

wow

this is a really good picture

a masterpiece

there are many subtle nuances in this artwork that even da vinci himself could not match for instance:

* the girl's complete lack of a right arm is a commentary on the tragic social stigma which comes with being physically impaired and how those who are missing limbs or are horribly disfigured are the modern day lepers of our societies and they will never live a normal life. i assume that the left leg being significantly smaller than the right and just the overall complete lack of body proportion is also due to this poor woman's condition.

* how her breasts are each larger than her actual head for some reason that I don't understand it is probably too deep and artistic for simple old me to understand

* how the face is obviously the least detailed and intricate drawn part of the girl. each of the breasts was probably spent at least twice the time to draw than the face. this is a commentary on how in modern society all faces just seem to blend together and we take things for granted in our day to day lives.

* how the gun has absolutely no purpose in this drawing and, to the untrained eye, it would seem that you drew in the gun just to be able to claim this as art instead of mediocre pornography drawn by an absent minded hormonal teenager with average drawing skills BUT NO, THE GUN IS RATHER A COMMENTARY ON HOW FREQUENTLY WE RESORT TO VIOLENCE IN OUR SOCIETY AND HOW WE MUST JUST GET ALONG. just because the tags are gun, boobs, naked, girl doesn't mean that this is meant to be pornographic, these tags are obviously meant to be ironic because all of the greatest artists are ironic.

* how the cabinets on the drawer behind her are rushed and scribbled in and completely disproportionate. this is a commentary on how we are always rushing from place to place and we just need to slow down and enjoy life sometimes.

WELL DONE SIR, WELL DONE. I CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR INCREDIBLE WORK. at first this looked like complete fucking garbage porn drawn by a socially awkward teenager BUT THIS IS OBVIOUSLY JUST BECAUSE I AM NOWHERE NEAR THE ARTISTIC GENIUS OF THE LIKES OF YOURSELF SIR I EXTEND MY DEEPEST GRATITUDE TO YOU FOR THIS INCREDIBLE HEARTFELT MASTERPIECE KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK BRO.

horrible

this is not good