GiantDouche's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pickleman Begins Betatest]

Funny but WOW

That is a flawless copy of ET. How the hell did you do that?

[Last Known Whereabouts]

Good

I liked the shaky screen and animations but the controls were god awful, they are incredibly slippery, I miss a LOT of jumps this way. The 10 second music loop is kind of annoying and I'm not really sure the music is fitting.

[Pizza Shack Deluxe]

Annoying, LOADED with bugs and glitches, not good.

First of all, the graphics are DIRECTLY from Habbo Hotel. Secondly, the guy moves way too slow to get hard orders done. There are countless numbers of bugs. Better luck next time.

[Super Mario quiz Volume 1]

Wow, pretty bad.

It was only 5 questions, and a song. That was 1.4 megs? You didn't compress that crappy little song and the quiz was inaccurate. Mario Bros isn't the worst game out of the series, try playing Mario paint or Hotel Mario because Mario Bros is actually really good. The quiz didn't really look like a Mario quiz at all, goth text on a black background could be a slipknot quiz or a 9 year-old's powerpoint pmaresentation. Try to take your time in making your next quiz and it will be better.

VoodooSFV responds:

Acually i think Mario Paints the shit, and ive never played Hotel but the font and stuff was just because i wasnt thinking. im just getting used to makeing flash

[Tripper]

Not Trippy At All

Trippy isn't something that can just be replicated, tripping is an experience and a feeling. No offence but that was WAAAY off.

[Stickman Madness 2]

Incredible! Reminds me of Xiao Xiao.

This was a really fun, fast paced game. It's like a refined version of that one Xiao Xiao (I think it was 6) with music, better graphics, and a storyline. The graphics were the shit, and I really loved the style (Kind of a white backround but everything is outlined). I'm a huge fan of arcade shooters so I love these kinds of games. The music was awesome, really fit everything. There was a lot of violence but not like a drastic amount. The controls were very simple and fun but you can't really reach interactive potential, like in most arcade shooters. It was pretty fun when you die. Overall, it's a great game and a sequel would be cool.

[The Eyesight Test]

To The Below: There is no randomizer

So it's pretty easy to find the answers, and share them, which I am doing in the below for those who want to see what happens what you win. The following is listed from left to right, and then to the left of the next row. (Could have been an awesome screamer).

1.8
2.15
3.1
4.17
5.14
6.5
7.13
8.7
9.7
10. Couldn't get 10 :( but you can still try all of them. They honestly look alike in 10. If you want to see the winning screen just Right Click> Loop> Play> Play > Play

[Dangerous Voyage]

Shit

I really prefer the game you ripped off of, Dangerous Dave (Its freeware now) so please do something original.

[$wag]

Need Help

For the first house i tried using my lockpick on the metal grille but it wouldnt let me, what should i do?

[Brink of Alienation: Sub]

I can steal graphics too...

I just dont want to. The sound was fucking awful, my ears hate you and so do I... the game barely even HAD interactivity. It was funny how bad the game was.... TRY HARDER NEXT TIME!