GiantDouche's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Wallace & Gromit: Top Bun]

Fuck the BBC, what about the US?

Fun game. Hectic.

[Meat boy (map pack)]

To Reviewers: Don't be mad because you suck.

The controls are very easy to master and he's not slippery at all. I beat the entire last Meat Boy game, including bandages. I know it's not that hard.

[Guitar Geek]

Awkward controls. Only lyricless metal. Easy.

You have the right idea, but having only 4 small keys to play on with no strum bar is frustrating. The game itself is easy, I have to play on "Geek" so I'm not bored out of my mind. It needs a strum bar because I, (and many other people) who have played Guitar Hero/ Rock Band hold down the notes before they come, and if the same note is used twice but with a different accompanying note, I am inclined to hold down the former and only press the latter. Also, the music has no variety. The character models are shoddy, and could definitely be more detailed. Making a character would be cool.

[locoroco flash minigame]

AAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHH FUCKING CAMERA!!!!

Other than the camera, it's an easy 9.

[Doom Triple Pack]

holy SHIT!

Just....PERFECT! You should really focus on adding music though, then it would be EXACTLY the same as the original game. How the fuck did you do that?!

[Jump !]

Frustrating.

He ONLY fires rockets, and why the fuck do rockets freeze you? I have lost many times because they are usually unavoidable.

[Shadez: Black Operations]

Amazing.

Definitely my favorite strategy game on NG. I love the gritty atmostphere and art, and it only rivals with the smooth animations and good interface/shop system. Sequel please.

[Mad Monday]

Ehhh...

I just didn't feel it was as good as your other games. There was no reason for me to play-die-repeat, it had no addicting factor like your other games did. There wasn't a lot of originality, there are tons of shooters from eagle eye view and in a car. I just thought it wasn't your greatest work.

[Space Station Jason]

Great. Make a sequel!

The learning curve was a little steep, not that there's anything wrong with that it's just some checkpoints would be nice and they wouldn't derive from the difficulty of the game. I was hooked since the first level and when the other perspectives were introduced the game just became even better. Keep up the good work!

Phantasmagor responds:

We will :)

[Scope: First Blood]

Lol really funny

I don't know why but I just burst into laughter when you shot the guys dick off. I don't know if you meant for this game to be more serious or not but I really thought there was sort of a comedic undertone the whole time. I mean shooting a guys dog while he's running with it and then he doesn't stop even when the dog's dead is pretty fucking funny. Good game nonetheless but I wouldn't have given a 10 if you were attempting to make a serious sniping game. I would probably give an 8. You need to improve the game mechanics, maybe have a store where you can buy other guns to use. Having a nice menu never hurt either. Also 6 levels isn't really enough. Keep up the good work :)