GiantDouche's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Miami Shark]

Perfect.

One of your more addictive games. I've been playing Mausland since you first came on Newgrounds (and before I even had this account). My only gripe with this game is that it has no mute button, unlike some of your previous games.

[Madness Accelerant]

Flawless for the most part.

It was just a great play overall. I had no major complaints except for a few minor ones:

1.) No pause button. I know that you can't add one but it still kinda sucked not being able to pause.

2.) Some of the controls felt awkward at times. Namely picking up weapons felt clumsy and overly difficult.

3.) No mute option to my knowledge. I didn't mind the music per say but I like to sometimes put on some of my own music when playing flash games.

[Ultimate Assassin 2]

Good for the most part

You should be able to kill the guards, and you should be able to go from fast to invisible (and vice versa) instantly instead of pressing the same button again (holding down option would also work). When you die you should start where you previously were instead of the menu screen. Music/sounds should be toggled. blah.

[Toybox]

Fucking hilarious.

Bravo, good sir. This was one of the funniest things I have seen on Newgrounds. I don't know if you wanted me to take you seriously, but when a praying kid walks up to be and sets himself on fire I burst into laughter. And it was so fucking cliched and boring. just wandering around clicking on pointless bullshit. What's up with the lock in the beginning? Fucking Pi? What does Pi have to do with the storyline? What about the stupid compass lighter? Better luck next time, but you might want to think for a second if you want to do this again.

[Edge of Sanity]

A triumph of brilliance

I shed a tear when I played this, I could not believe what I was seeing. What I saw was centuries of art and perfection coming together in a 1.1 megabyte flash game. I wish this was a woman so I could fondle her perfect, supple breasts, insert my 15 foot penis into her vagina, and create more of these wonderful flashes through a bizarre and disturbing form of procreation. Thank you good sir, you have touched my heart with this game. 10/10.

[Spewer]

Good for the most part.

Overly challenging. Physics suck, why does acid fall faster than he does? All objects fall at the same rate. You should keep that in mind when using basic physics engines.

[A Bad Taste of Pico]

For the most part flawless

There are a few issues I have. Firstly, the perspective is kinda fucked up. Secondly, there is no jumping animation? Third, even if you disable the sound it still plays towards the end.

[Clinically Obese SMB]

Wow TheRandomDot: It's just a fucking game.

And a funny one at that.

[Scriball]

Amazing.

Loved every part of it. Takes boring, old line drawing games to a new, enjoyable level. Could not stop playing. SEQUEL!

[Raid Gaza!]

God some people can just NOT take a joke.

This is an enjoyable game that mocks a tragic yet hilarious event.