GiantDouche's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Arty In Space]

So bad it's fucking awesome

This obviously wasn't meant to be taken seriously. The sheer amounts of fail were funny enough to constitute a well put together spam flash.

[Jeff]

Not that good. No story or purpose.

Meh. It just wasn't that great. And you failed to credit Mirror's Edge when it's obviously your inspiration. It's definitely a start.

[Charlie the Unicorn 3]

Are you done yet?!

This series can only go so far. And by so far, I mean you should have ended promply after the first episode. To anyone with intelligence, this is not funny. Why do people think this is funny? I have no fucking idea to be honest with you. I think it is attributed to the fact that random, obnoxious things are frequently enjoyed by 10 year old boys. The art is not that good. The voices are horrifying. This is the comical equivalent of Fred. Now watch this get downvoted because I simultaneously hurt the feelings of 133,000 young boys.

[Saturday Morning Watchmen]

Epicly hilarious but still stay true to the comic.

I love how you changed a rape scene into trying to get a kiss.

[HOSUE [sic]]

LOL WTF????

That was the most random and awesome thing I have recently seen.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT???" "YOUR BABIES :3"

[Bowja From His Cashle]

An accurate yet breathtaking story of one man's...

struggles and flaws, but also points out the flaws in our own society. I was moved by this simple yet utterly complex tale of the the unnamed main character's internal conflict with himself. And as the plot progresses, the changes become more evident. His sudden bout with drugs and alcoholism, as his college professor said, "It's just changing who you are. It's changing how everyone perceives you. Not just as a person. But also as a friend." I don't think a movie has made me cry in ages. This epitomizes the pinnacle of all human thoughts, feelings, and emotions in one, simple, touching, amazing movie. This was the best movie that I have ever seen. I am still thinking about the 8th scene right after he found out he had cancer and only 2 weeks left to live, and he gave his girlfriend. It's brilliance cannot be put into words. Please, continue what you are doing. This movie is superior to all movies that I have ever seen in my lifetime, and I don't think anything else will ever match up to it. Thank you, sir.