Score: 10

"Anyone who gets mad over this needs a humor lesson"

submission: Just Desserts

date: November 14, 2009

This is OBVIOUSLY not supposed to be taken seriously. I know when you all saw Steven Spielberg on the credits you probably asked yourself "HOW ON EARTH COULD HE DIRECT SUCH A VILE FILM??". This is a JOKE it is a HUMOR flash. I know it actually requires a little thought to not take it seriously but you'll have to hang in there and give it a try. Chances are if you took this seriously you don't laugh at something unless it's a fart joke on Family Guy. So you shouldn't even rate it if you don't get it.

Score: 10

"So bad it's fucking awesome"

submission: Arty In Space

date: November 7, 2009

This obviously wasn't meant to be taken seriously. The sheer amounts of fail were funny enough to constitute a well put together spam flash.

Score: 10

"R.I.P Ben"

submission: Pimp's Quest

date: October 23, 2009

I used to love playing this game when it came out. And I still love it. It's a shame he died so young.

Score: 10

"Perfect."

submission: Miami Shark

date: October 7, 2009

One of your more addictive games. I've been playing Mausland since you first came on Newgrounds (and before I even had this account). My only gripe with this game is that it has no mute button, unlike some of your previous games.

Score: 9

"Flawless for the most part."

submission: Madness Accelerant

date: October 4, 2009

It was just a great play overall. I had no major complaints except for a few minor ones:

1.) No pause button. I know that you can't add one but it still kinda sucked not being able to pause.

2.) Some of the controls felt awkward at times. Namely picking up weapons felt clumsy and overly difficult.

3.) No mute option to my knowledge. I didn't mind the music per say but I like to sometimes put on some of my own music when playing flash games.

Score: 4

"How did this make front page"

submission: Jumpix 2

date: September 27, 2009

SO MANY FUCKING BUGS. I'm sorry but for all the potential this had, this game is virtually unplayable.

Score: 10

"Truly a spectacle to behold"

submission: It's Duairt Day!

date: September 22, 2009

This was the greatest thing I have ever seen in my lifetime. Will you please have my babies sir.

Score: 2

"What is this I don't even."

submission: Coolpick's flash demo

date: August 29, 2009

I'm sorry but this is pretty bad. The mouth talking didn't demonstrate your ability to animate a mouth talking at all, it was just the same yelling animation. The lips never moved, there was no talking. As far as the hands go, this is a tool in flash that is pretty fucking simple to use. Rotoscoping in flash isn't difficult at all it doesn't require talent. Why am I being so blunt? Because you're arrogant. But you have no right to be arrogant. This NEEDS work. You can't just sit back and smirk at how great you are when your flash sucks.

Score: 10

"Surprisingly loved it. Simple and great."

submission: suitcase

date: August 29, 2009

Simple, trippy. Was going to be a 8 but this was 1. Great to watch when high and 2. Contains awesome music. Cheers.

Score: 4

"Not that good. No story or purpose."

submission: Jeff

date: August 29, 2009

Meh. It just wasn't that great. And you failed to credit Mirror's Edge when it's obviously your inspiration. It's definitely a start.