GiantDouche

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9 Reviews | 6 w/ Responses

Score: 3
The HalfAngelFreak

"Didn't do it for me"

submission: The HalfAngelFreak
date: December 20, 2009

Sounds like the cacophonous and discordant result of a 5 year old with a keyboard and recording software. I know you were trying to make this sound "chaotic" as you mentioned below, but it just ends up sounding unpleasant. Music is supposed to have some sort of rhythm and flow but this just...I don't even know.

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Score: 6
Horse with no name

"You're getting there."

submission: Horse with no name
date: October 10, 2009

The singing was okay. You were off key and unintelligible at parts. And just about every guitarist knows that Horse With No Name is the single easiest song to play on guitar.

October 12, 2009

Author's Response:

....and this version sucked. i know that. listen to V2 that i made.

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Score: 7
FFX_Battle_Theme [Box-Killa]

"Interesting"

date: September 30, 2009

I liked it overall. I thought it was very well put together. But the drums kind of felt out of place. It's missing something but I can't really describe it. It's just a tad repetitive barring the length of the song. The synthisizers just feeling like they're lacking something. Overly simplified if you will. I don't know, I enjoyed it overall. Sorry if my review isn't very coherent.

September 30, 2009

Author's Response:

Meh, someone already said they didnt like the drums. I did my best to make them ambientish, but if you take them out it seems way too barren :D thanks for the review

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Score: 7
Homophobe (rough Demo)

"It's a definite start"

date: August 27, 2009

Pros: Instrumentals (incredible), Overall vocal style (reminds me of a female Kurt Cobain, if that makes any sense), Song structure (very well layered)

Cons: Lyrics (this is the only part of the song I actually dislike, the lyrics are rather bland with no symbolism or deep meaning; if grunge is your influence then you can look at some lyrics for Skinny Puppy and Nirvana and see how powerful and intense the lyrics are; you don't have to be a great writer to write good lyrics, just takes inspiration), Yelling vocals (the vocals are great up until the parts where you yell; while they're not awful or even bad they could definitely use some work, you kind of talk yell like people do when listening to music and they decide to sing along)

Overall song was really good. I hope to see more from you in the future because you definitely have some talent here.

August 28, 2009

Author's Response:

Thanks for the review

Peace Sour

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Score: 10
A Hero's Legend

"Vaginas."

submission: A Hero's Legend
date: August 12, 2009

Here's your precious review. Stop fucking linking this in Stickam.

August 12, 2009

Author's Response:

I never asked anyone to review it. And if it didn't deserve a 10 in your eyes(ears) than I didn't want your pitty 10 score. It's not like I'm PMing everyone in there to vote and review, I never even said give me 5's, I merely asked people to listen/vote.

Regards,
merlin

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Score: 4
~DB200~Techno Drums

"No thanks."

date: February 12, 2009

Reallllly bad and repetitive and annoying.

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Score: 10
Let's Fuck - sensual version

"Music during sex?"

date: January 10, 2009

People are weird. Nice song. Relaxing yet energizing at the same time. Awesome.

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Score: 5
Dark Ages - Complete

"I can completely ruin your score with one vote."

date: September 30, 2008

COMPLEMENT ME. GO.

October 1, 2008

Author's Response:

Aww, what a bitch!

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Score: 7
Kiiloo Sky - Into The Night

"Felt like it was missing any form of percussion or"

date: August 30, 2008

bass. You need to work on it and make it longer, sounds like an intro. Good start though.

August 30, 2008

Author's Response:

I know
i didnt add any form of percussion.

i wanted to but didnt get around to it lol

but yes, i know i have to add it though xD

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