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GiantDouche

Age/Gender: 58, Female

Hell yeah I suck toes.

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2/27/05

Level: 16
Aura: Evil

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Blams: 473
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Voting Pow.: 5.82 votes

BBS Posts: 9,462 (5.37 per day)
Flash Reviews: 166
Music Reviews: 9
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Latest Flash Reviews

166 Reviews | 28 w/ Responses

Score: 10
Just Desserts

"Anyone who gets mad over this needs a humor lesson"

submission: Just Desserts
date: November 14, 2009

This is OBVIOUSLY not supposed to be taken seriously. I know when you all saw Steven Spielberg on the credits you probably asked yourself "HOW ON EARTH COULD HE DIRECT SUCH A VILE FILM??". This is a JOKE it is a HUMOR flash. I know it actually requires a little thought to not take it seriously but you'll have to hang in there and give it a try. Chances are if you took this seriously you don't laugh at something unless it's a fart joke on Family Guy. So you shouldn't even rate it if you don't get it.

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Score: 10
Arty In Space

"So bad it's fucking awesome"

submission: Arty In Space
date: November 7, 2009

This obviously wasn't meant to be taken seriously. The sheer amounts of fail were funny enough to constitute a well put together spam flash.

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Score: 10
Pimp's Quest

"R.I.P Ben"

submission: Pimp's Quest
date: October 23, 2009

I used to love playing this game when it came out. And I still love it. It's a shame he died so young.

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Latest Audio Reviews

9 Reviews | 6 w/ Responses

Score: 3
The HalfAngelFreak

"Didn't do it for me"

submission: The HalfAngelFreak
date: December 20, 2009

Sounds like the cacophonous and discordant result of a 5 year old with a keyboard and recording software. I know you were trying to make this sound "chaotic" as you mentioned below, but it just ends up sounding unpleasant. Music is supposed to have some sort of rhythm and flow but this just...I don't even know.

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Score: 6
Horse with no name

"You're getting there."

submission: Horse with no name
date: October 10, 2009

The singing was okay. You were off key and unintelligible at parts. And just about every guitarist knows that Horse With No Name is the single easiest song to play on guitar.

October 12, 2009

Author's Response:

....and this version sucked. i know that. listen to V2 that i made.

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Score: 7
FFX_Battle_Theme [Box-Killa]

"Interesting"

date: September 30, 2009

I liked it overall. I thought it was very well put together. But the drums kind of felt out of place. It's missing something but I can't really describe it. It's just a tad repetitive barring the length of the song. The synthisizers just feeling like they're lacking something. Overly simplified if you will. I don't know, I enjoyed it overall. Sorry if my review isn't very coherent.

September 30, 2009

Author's Response:

Meh, someone already said they didnt like the drums. I did my best to make them ambientish, but if you take them out it seems way too barren :D thanks for the review

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