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"Anyone who gets mad over this needs a humor lesson"
This is OBVIOUSLY not supposed to be taken seriously. I know when you all saw Steven Spielberg on the credits you probably asked yourself "HOW ON EARTH COULD HE DIRECT SUCH A VILE FILM??". This is a JOKE it is a HUMOR flash. I know it actually requires a little thought to not take it seriously but you'll have to hang in there and give it a try. Chances are if you took this seriously you don't laugh at something unless it's a fart joke on Family Guy. So you shouldn't even rate it if you don't get it.
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This obviously wasn't meant to be taken seriously. The sheer amounts of fail were funny enough to constitute a well put together spam flash.
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I used to love playing this game when it came out. And I still love it. It's a shame he died so young.
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Sounds like the cacophonous and discordant result of a 5 year old with a keyboard and recording software. I know you were trying to make this sound "chaotic" as you mentioned below, but it just ends up sounding unpleasant. Music is supposed to have some sort of rhythm and flow but this just...I don't even know.
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The singing was okay. You were off key and unintelligible at parts. And just about every guitarist knows that Horse With No Name is the single easiest song to play on guitar.
Author's Response:
....and this version sucked. i know that. listen to V2 that i made.
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I liked it overall. I thought it was very well put together. But the drums kind of felt out of place. It's missing something but I can't really describe it. It's just a tad repetitive barring the length of the song. The synthisizers just feeling like they're lacking something. Overly simplified if you will. I don't know, I enjoyed it overall. Sorry if my review isn't very coherent.
Author's Response:
Meh, someone already said they didnt like the drums. I did my best to make them ambientish, but if you take them out it seems way too barren :D thanks for the review
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